Sammi: “Ooh! I have a Girl Scouts thing today?”
Aaron: “Yes, bowling this afternoon. Do you remember the last time you went bowling?”
Aaron: “Do you know what bowling is?”
Sammi: “Yeah, you take this really, really, really heavy ball and you throw it down the bowling thing at the bowling, uh, sticks and try to knock them down!”
There you have it guys! We eschew technical terminology around here.